• Tantra clients who start creating their (spiritual) practice 

• Gracious prostate clients

• Milking table champions

• Subs who will do my dishes and laundry

• Subs who kiss my feet

• Subs who receive golden showers from Goddess 

• Down to earth men who work blue collar jobs, like machinists, electricians, or truck drivers

• Men with a lot of meetings 

• Men who do all the planning 

• Artists and music lovers - I’m a concert and theater fan 

• Men who have seen escorts for 10-25+ years, also known as hobbyists

• Men with watermelon gum 

• Men with paisley button up dress shirts, or embellished attire 

• Findom Men 

• Nuru FS men (but I stopped doing Nuru, sorry) 

• Men who can separate me as a person from what I do for a living

• Men who know sex work is real work

• Men who make worshipping me via Amazon a romantic act; gift cards and gestures all possible 

• #1 answer - men who see therapists 

Receiving random acts of kindness. I remember a smile was brought to my face because two days in a row a nice man brought me flowers so I had two bouquets going at the incall.

When small acts of kindness are rare, it feels I’m given special attention when I am the object of affection for so many sweeties. 

I love being able to give people a very high-quality experience that normally wouldn’t be able to afford it. This also gives me the opportunity to meet and connect with people I’d not have met otherwise.

Domination allows me to be more in touch with the authentic and genuine me. With GFE, I always know my likes and dislikes but I don’t say them or demand them nearly as clearly as when I domme. Thats not the experience GFE clients are looking for.

Doing GFE work for me masks my true identity and can lead to people pleasing and attracting the wrong types of clients for me. I shy away from my true self when doing strictly GFE work, whereas when I can include domination or just fully domme, I’m being truly and fully me.

I’ve said before and I will say it again, BDSM is romance. All my subs are romantic in their submission to me, even heavy impact subs and other types of fetishists. My submissives show devotion in ways that other types of clients do not. 

Few and far between are the men who write poems, get you a dress for your dinner date, bring flowers and chocolates, and otherwise show devotion when it comes to GFE work. That’s why those that do show devotion like this are held in such high regard.

Men with devotion to their cocks displease me, because I know that devotion should be to me and the experience the seek when they submit.

I do. I have a cat named Zephyr.

“When was the last time you met someone like me?”

Truth be told, people are far more alike than not, and chances are I’ve met someone strikingly similar in the past, be it in looks or attitude.

Work-wise, I don’t like it when a duo partner doesn’t know how to say “no”, can’t articulate what they want, or just has poor boundaries in general. For my very literal/”doesn’t-understand-jokes” autistic self, I need clarity and straight forward communication; otherwise I just get lost and distracted trying to figure it out. 

In everyday life, I hate when someone tells me a stock of something is low - I feel like I’m being forced to make a purchase or choose another item, and I don’t like being told what to do.

That I am a “Pretty” Autistic.

Playing into the idea that neurodivergent or disabled people are unattractive is incredibly hurtfuI, and 'I’d rather not be considered pretty if they aren’t also considered pretty.

I am proudly disabled and Autistic, and our uniquenesses should be celebrated, not diminished or made fun of.

Disabled clients get $50 off. 

I openly tell people I can smell their breath, toothpaste, mouthwash, gum, mints, hair products, cologne, shower gel, etc.

I can often tell how nervous or excited you are to meet me based on these things.

I have hired one dancer for a lap dance in 2018 and I hired a bisexual male masseuse in 2023 that I still see named Adam Shaft.

We are available for duos, and trios with Surreal Mpls Ts.

Hand job HJ and light French kissing, LFK.

I would have never guessed before doing this work that there would be shorthand for people who prefer closed mouth kissing like I do. I do not offer DFK, only LFK.

If you want to learn more about these acronyms, check out the list of common acronyms here.

Yogurt. As an autistic kid it was no white condiments for me, so no mayo or sour cream either, but I’ve matured.

Yogurt is difficult after all these years, but I can do some depending on circumstance.

I, like many, started out dancing, and picked up escorting. When the club I worked at closed in 2019, I switched to full time escort work.

I’ve been escorting for almost eight years.

I’ve worked in domestic violence, youth mentorship, and drug sentencing reform, writing Health Impact Assessments.

I also did independent research with a local professor here in Minneapolis.

I am currently pursuing an adjacent sex work career as a surrogate partner, or a temporary intimate partner for those wanting to do sex therapy with their therapist. There are many reasons and therapeutic goals to intimacy and I’m proudly on my way to being certified. 

I’m originally from California, and the things I really miss about it are the grocery stores, and the fact that people really paid attention to style. People there put together entire looks, and I loved seeing how people would dress.

I ended up in Minnesota because I hate my family (*giggling*); that and I was told that the queer scene in Minneapolis is bigger than the community in Chicago and I’ve always been bisexual and wanted to experience community like that.

I do. The Satisfyer Airpulse 2. Get me another so my duo partner and I can use them together! ;)

I love playing a game called “Will You, May I?”. Women tend to be a little more nervous, so I always take my time and massage/give back rubs to ease nerves and tension. I kiss, and always listen when asked to take off my panties. I also love using my hitachi wand with flutter attachment. I also have a tantra wand that can help with squirting and orgasms, and I love eating pussy and ass. I also love strap-on sex and am more than happy to strap-up for women.